I Got Holes in My Socks, I Can't Get No Sleep

Last night PJMB friend KHD was talking about shit about my socks just because they're full of holes. She suggested I put "holes in socks" on my CV under the heading "Quirks and Affectations." Although, I suppose the main thing would be my tendency to shout "Fuck!" (or "Fucker!", "Motherfucker!", etc.) loud enough to be heard through my closed office door whenever I fuck up something I'm working on. Maybe that's best kept off the CV.