Back in Black, I Hit the Sack, I've Been Too Long, I'm Glad to be Back

The two Chili's waitresses (Spicealicious!) who live next door to me love nothing more than bringing their friends back to their apartment after the bars close to keep drinking and, more to the point, screaming merrily and knocking over their furniture. Lucky for them, I'm making sure they'll wake up this morning to Nielsen's awesome fifth symphony, loud enough for its snare drum to put cracks in our shared wall. I think it'll be just the thing for a hangover, don't you?

But I also know Nielsen's just the thing to inspire a man to get back to his dissertation after a too-long hiatus. Bring that motherfucker on.